December 2010
Bad Sex Moves:
7. “Getting so bossy with sex directions I feel like your dick is a piece of Ikea furniture I’m trying to put together. “
That made me giggle.
DEAR TUMBLR I HAVE LOTS OF ENERGY I THINK I'M...
SQWOOO.
It’s a word I just made up.
Amityville Horror House
Me: So we have flies, and we have weird noises coming from the attic. That's two things that happened in the Amityville horror.
Dad: Hold on, I'm talking to my friend Jodie the Pig over here.
Dreams.
I had a dream last night about a house. I dream about houses more often than anything else. It’s like house porn. I have real estate envy. I was exploring my new room in this new house. It was small with wooden floors and all that with a little hallway leading to another room. I would put my bed in one room and dresser and everything in the other room which led to the main hallway. In the...
Only $60 for three textbooks so far.
I’m very okay with that.
Obsessively cleaning my room, obtaining picture...
I’ve never been better at distracting myself.
I don't think I've discovered a song yet with...
I want to be about 250 miles away right now.
However, I’m pretty stuck here.
Which, I am very thankful for, because you know what?
I love my dad.
Anonymous asked: You know you are probably a hamster reincarnated as a person right?
dead-on-arrivai asked: I love that name. Are you serious? I hope you're serious. Also, Michio Kaku > Stephen Hawking. Not in terms of cat names, but in terms of string theory research.
dead-on-arrivai asked: YOU DON'T KNOW STRING THEORY, YOU'RE NOT MICHIO KAKU.
dead-on-arrivai asked: YOU DON'T KNOW STRING THEORY, YOU'RE NOT MICHIO KAKU.
Anonymous asked: well hello :) i think you are pretty